Time Consistency Availability Partition tolerance
9:00 The promise and perils of NewSQL Disconnected slaves, H. Beecher Stowe CouchDB and me, H. Simpson
10:30 Scaling MySQL way beyond reasonable limits. Avoiding minority reports in Paxos, Tom Cruise Bow-wow hood.ie, I.P. Pavlov
12:00 Lunch
13:30 Spanner: megalomaniac like everything we do, G.O.Ogler Latency compensation in early modern Spain, Philip II of Spain Offline ATMs
15:00 Resolving the Great Papal Schism, Holy Father Martin V Splitting worms for fun and profit